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panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

bigstupidbaby:

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could of handled the situation better 

iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

wholesomeblogging:

i can’t stop laughing at this dumb shit omfg